Plus what sort of human being could give up smoked salmon? While crunching celery and scoffing quinoa might not be your cup of green tea, there’s nothing to say that vegans are anywhere as bland as their food (also a complete myth).
In celebration of World Vegan Day, here are 10 reasons why vegans make the best partners.
Bacon and cheese are heaven, and it takes serious commitment to stick to your guns.
Some notable Sagittarius men and women include Jane Austen, Jimi Hendrix, Steven Spielberg, and Jay Z — not a bad club to be a part of.
A fat girl isn’t exactly what some men dream of dating.
It may come off as cruel but ask any guy and they’ll often tell you their idea of a dream date is someone who looks like their favorite model or celebrity.
If it’s not organically grown, economically sustainable and socially consciously harvested, and brewed in a vintage French Press OR a Chemex, chances are, they might politely decline your coffee.
Until, four minutes later, they realize they’re caffeine deprived and, ethics be damned, this presentation needs to get to Dubai by 1AM…